selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via chaystar1)

gallana:

beerito:

rnickey:

how do i make friends

add two cups of chopped lettuce

(Source: snapchatting, via swagchat)

obama-fix-this:

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

PICTURE OR YOU’RE A LIAR

chickensandwich:

iron man 24: he is rusting

(via swagchat)

your virginity (Taken with instagram)

(Source: snailkit, via alyssadelong)